{"id":14509,"date":"2019-10-20T10:00:38","date_gmt":"2019-10-20T08:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.veldeke.net\/?p=14509"},"modified":"2019-10-19T18:19:02","modified_gmt":"2019-10-19T16:19:02","slug":"column-vaan-toon-de-werme-bekker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.veldeke.net\/lb\/column-vaan-toon-de-werme-bekker\/","title":{"rendered":"Column vaan Toon: De werme bekker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tiedens ein oetsjtepke van de klas nao Amsterdam vuilde ich mich wie eine Hollenjer in Turkije.\u00a0&#8216;t Waar eine werme zomerdaag in 2012, zjweit leip wie eine Jackson Pollock van \u00f3s k\u00f6p, en veer sjtapde richting eine man mit eine flinke sjn\u00f3r. Hae zoug d&#8217;r oet esof hae jedere zaoterdig, nao zien waekeliks urke kl\u00f3mpendans, tr\u00f6kkeerde nao zien veilig doorz\u00f3nweuninkske, \u00f3m dao veur de treurbuus in sjlaop te valle, mit in zien henj sjt\u00f6kskes brokkelkees in ein plastic bekske, en ein verzameling Heineken-flesjkes aan zien vuit.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Kael&#8217;<\/em>, durfde ich in mien b\u00e8ste dialek, <em>&#8216;k\u00e8ns doe \u00f3s z\u00e8gke wo de werme bekker hie urges is ?&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>De man keek nao l\u00e8nks, wo zien vrouw \u00f3nge\u00efnteresseierd h\u00e4\u00f6r sjouwesj ophaolde, en richde ziene blik doe weier op \u00f3s. <em>&#8216;Ik versta er geen jota van&#8217;<\/em>, zag hae in ras Amsterdams, wo-op veer oetbarsjde in ein puberaal geproes en \u00f3s oet de vuit maakde. Veer rende richting De Dam, wo veer dezelfde grap n\u00f3g drie maol oethaolde. Eine keer gokde veer mis \u2013 ein awwere mevrouw wees \u00f3s in vloeiend Mestreichs de waeg nao wo de gebekskes es werm breutjes euver de toonbank vloge en eine tweede keer sjlaagde de opz\u00e8t van de grap, mer woorte veer desalniettemin op zien baoveriviers oetgemaak veur <em>&#8216;schuin uitgescheten pornokabouters&#8217;<\/em> \u2013 ein term euveriges die \u00f3zze gesjiedenisbuiker haet gehaold.<\/p>\n<p>Nao waat dus eine boetegeweune verkwikkende middig waar, wo-in veer de grenze van de multiculturaliteit verk\u00e8nde, besjt\u00e8lde veer ein breutje en leite \u00f3s op ein b\u00e8nkske zakke, vanwo veer oetkeke op de laevende massa, dae zich es dikke sjroop door &#8216;t centrum van de hoofsjtad bewoog, mit flitsende camera&#8217;s es waope taege de vervaeling. Veer vergaapde \u00f3s aan de quasi-autenthieke prach en praal, dae veur jederein behawve veur de Amsterdammers wurt versjpreid en ein indringende melange van wiet, kees en zjweit dr\u00f3ng zich aan \u00f3s op.<\/p>\n<p>Ouch al waar ich dan &#8216;een schuin uitgescheten pornokabouter&#8217;, nooitsj waar ich gel\u00f6kkiger mit mien besjtaon es Limburger en greutsjer op mien zeelheilende dialek es doe.<\/p>\n<p><em>Mee laeze? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toonroumen.nl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>www.toonroumen.nl<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Door Phil Schaeken vanoet &#8216;t Holles euvergezat in &#8216;t Zittesj<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tiedens ein oetsjtepke van de klas nao Amsterdam vuilde ich mich wie eine Hollenjer in Turkije.\u00a0&#8216;t Waar eine werme zomerdaag in 2012, zjweit leip wie eine Jackson Pollock van \u00f3s k\u00f6p, en veer sjtapde richting eine man mit eine flinke sjn\u00f3r. 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