{"id":50529,"date":"2020-09-20T16:19:57","date_gmt":"2020-09-20T14:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.veldeke.net\/?p=50529"},"modified":"2020-09-20T16:19:57","modified_gmt":"2020-09-20T14:19:57","slug":"column-van-toon-t-akelige-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.veldeke.net\/lb\/column-van-toon-t-akelige-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Column van Toon: ‘t Akelige water"},"content":{"rendered":"

‘t Ware de jaore van mobiele tillefoons, die mer twee functies hawwe: doe koosj d’rmit belle en doe koosj d’r gater in ‘t beton mit gooje, zo robuus ware ze, en ich keek aan de handj van miene pap oet euver de Maas. De duusternis veil in esof ‘r haos haw. \u00d3nger \u00f3s vuit knerpde h\u00f3nderdoezend kizzels en baove \u00f3zze k\u00f6p klapwiekde vertr\u00e8kkende veugel. Wiejer heil de natuur h\u00e4\u00f6re m\u00f3ndj.<\/p>\n

‘Hie is ein paar waeke geleje get gans ergs gebeurd’, zag miene pap. ‘t Puntje van zien segr\u00e8t lichde op wie hae wees nao ein plaatsj veier, vief maeter van \u00f3s vandaan. ‘Ein j\u00f3nk maedje’, ging hae wiejer, ‘jus volwasse. ‘t Waar ein paar daag vermis, en doe sjpuilde zien lief hie aan’.<\/p>\n

Ich maakde mich los oet de greep van miene pap en nuujsjierig wanjelde ich nao de plaatsj die hae aangeweze haw. ‘t Waar ein gans normaal plaatsj, v\u00f3nj ich, en dat verw\u00f3njerde mich. Ich w\u00f3s van de dood, mer haw ‘m nog nooitsj gezeen. Daor\u00f3m verwachde ich sjpaore te zeen, get dat zou wieze op de gruwelikheid van ‘t \u00e8nj, mer eigelik waar ‘t ein gans normaal plaetsjke. De gr\u00f3ndj waar bezeed mit dezelfde kizzelkes es op anger plaatsje, de Maas sjtruimde d’r neit vlotter of langzamer. Ouch hie laog zjwerfaafval.<\/p>\n

Mesjien, bedach ich mich, mesjien hilt miene pap mich veur de gek. Mesjien perbeiert hae mich bang te make, jus wie mit Halloween veurig jaor. Ich haw ‘t k\u00e8nne weite. De angsaanjagende tintjeling achter miene navel, die ich eder vuilde bie sjlech nuuts of bie \u00f3nraod, waar namelik nirges te bek\u00e8nne. Ich zou neit in de flaw grepkes van miene pap trappe, ich besjlout neit bang te zeen, ich neit.<\/p>\n

‘Tja’, zuchde miene pap, dae ein paar sjtep achteroet zat. Ich drede mich \u00f3m en keek nao h\u00e4\u00f6m, ich zaog wie veur op ziene kop d\u00e8nkrumpels versjene. ‘t Is eine versjrikkelik treurige gesjiedenis, veural veur zien awwesj \u2026’<\/p>\n

\u00d3m d’r vanaaf te zeen knikde ich mer. Dat hae zichzelf mer veur de gek ging hawte. Daonao bukde ich mich en zoch eine platte sjtein. Wie ich dem v\u00f3nj, goojde ich ‘m zo op ‘t water dat hae ein paar maol, splets, splets, splets, euver ‘t water sjpr\u00f3ng, veurdat hae z\u00f3nk. Ich haw ‘t miene pap d\u00e8ks zeen doon, mer mich waar ‘t, \u00f3ndanks v\u00e4\u00f6l verwoede poginge, nog nooitsj gel\u00f6k de sjtein d\u00e8kser es eine keer euver ‘t water te laote sjtutere.<\/p>\n

P\u00e8s noe. Euforisch drede ich mich \u00f3m, want ich wol kontroleiere of miene pap mien prestatie haw gezeen. Waat neit gezeen is besjteit jao neit. ‘t Waar noe bekans gans duuster, mer desalneitemin zaog ich door ‘t vurke aan ‘t \u00e8nj van de segr\u00e8t wie de d\u00e8nkrumpels veur op de kop van miene pap prakkezeierrumpels woorte, en wie ze golfde, golfde wie ein weerloos lief van ein veur eeuwig verlaore maedje dat zou k\u00e8nne, op de sjruiming van de revier, dae ‘t allemaol ouch neit helpe koosj.<\/p>\n

In\u00e8ns w\u00f3rp zich de vraog op: Zou ‘t \u2026…., zou miene pap de waorheid sjpraeke ? Waar ‘t toch gein grepke ?<\/p>\n

‘K\u00f3m mer ein bitsjke hiehaer’, zag hae in\u00e8ns bez\u00f6rg, en hae sjtrekde ziene erm in mien richting. ‘Neit te kort bie dat akelige water k\u00f3mme’. En daonao, zachter mer nog jus versjtaonbaar: ‘Eine is mee es gen\u00f3g.’<\/p>\n

Mee laeze ? www.toonroumen.nl<\/strong><\/a><\/em>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Door Phil Schaeken vanoet ‘t Holles euvergezat in ‘t Zittesj<\/em><\/p>\n

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